Aliya Bhatt you are cute...I dont know why people are after you... (so am I today :D ) 😀: Alia special Media: Where were you born? Alia: India .. Media: which part? Alia: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India . ** Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car. Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Alia: Dont worry, I have one more. ** Alia: What is the name of your car? Pooja: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’. Alia: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. ** Alia joined new job. 1st day she worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Alia: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. ** Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.. Alia: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. ** At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Alia: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? ** Alia: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Alia: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘ ** NOW THE LAST ONE ULTIMATE: Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Alia: An old king’s skeleton. Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it? Alia: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child. 😀** Alia Bhatt spl... Who is the coach of Indian Womens Hockey Team ? Alia : Shah Rukh Khan, Oh no Sorry, Kabir Khan 😀😀😀 Alia Bhatt on KBC Which of the following is the Largest ? A. A peanut B. An Elephant C. The Moon D. A Kettle Alia : Its B. An Elephant ** Navjot Sidhu : Alia, Have U heard about Don Bradman Alia : Sorry, I am not Interested in the Underworld !!! ** Pooja Bhatt : Itni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho ??? Alia : Koi anne waala hai ! Pooja : Kaun ??? Alia : Achhe Din ! ** Rahul Gandhi : I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK... Alia : Achha !!! Who wrote it ??? ** When ALIA BHATT forgot her facebook password she tried searching it on GOOGLE. 😛😛😛 Alia to Police : Aap kahan jaa rahe ho ? Police : Lathi Charge Karne Alia : Toh Charger toh lete jao ! ! ! ** Do you see Formula 1 ??? Alia : No, I Hate Maths. 😮😮😮 Alia, Can U tell what is 3x4 ??? Alia : Its easy, Answer is 12And What is 4x3 ??? Alia : Very simple... Its 21 ! 😎😎😎 Modi Ji ka first Name kya hai ??? Alia : Abki Baar ! ! ! ** Alia Bhatt: Bhaiyya 10 rs. wali Maggi dena. Shopkeeper: Ye lo Alia Bhatt: Kitne hue?
Posted on: Thu, 15 Jan 2015 08:52:22 +0000