Aloe Wishus Stemblight was a militant vegetarian. He hung out at the Rooty Fruity Juice Bar. He was a well-known leaf eater, and a twisted basket-weaver. One day, while he was torturing his reeds into yet another unnatural form to lug his Yule Log in, the ivy round his perfectly PC home revolted. It teamed up with the cat tails in his pond, and spray-painted his bottom green. The last thing he heard was the wind-blown grass whispering, Semper Veganus Tyrannus. (Thus to all vegetable tyrants!) We had to attack his entire property with sheep and goats to stem the tide of viscous vegetation...
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 06:20:09 +0000
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