An Australian drover walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar and then he turns to the astonished patrons. “Ill make you a deal. Ill open this crocodiles mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. Then hell open his mouth And Ill remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.” The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his Johnson and related parts in the crocodiles open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the crocodile hard on the top of its head. The croc opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. “Ill pay anyone $100 whos willing to give it a try.” A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up.......... “Ill try it - Just dont hit me so hard with the beer bottle!”
Posted on: Tue, 19 Nov 2013 21:51:15 +0000
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