An Indian, a Black, a Muslim and an Englishman were walking together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared. I can only grant four wishes, the Genie said. Since there are four of you, you may have a wish apiece Pointing at the Black, he said, Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish. The Black thought for a moment then said, I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland. Poof! It was done! Thousands of ships appeared on the skyline. The Indian said, I wish for enough aircraft to take all my peoples back to our homeland! Poof! It was done! Row after row of aircraft filled the sky. The Muslim said, I wish for a hundred thousand camels to take all of my people way from this horrible country loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah. Poof! It was done! A hundred thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach. Turning to the Englishman, the Genie asked, And what is your wish? The Englishman watched as the loaded aircraft began moving toward the runway, then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing out into the sunset, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off. He said, Just give me a beer. It doesnt get any better than this! :-)
Posted on: Mon, 04 Nov 2013 21:48:06 +0000
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