An Irishman and an Italian walk into a candy store, and as theyre busy looking, the Irishman steals 3 chocolate bars, stuffing them in his pocket. As they walk out, the Irishman brags about how he stole 3 chocolate bars without getting caught. You wanna see something better? the Italian replied. Ill show you how to really steal! So they go back inside, and up to the counter, where the Italian says to the clerk: Hey paisan, wanna see a magic trick?” Sure, replies the clerk. OK, the Italian replies. Gimme a chocolate bar. So the clerk gives him a chocolate bar, and he eats it. The Italian asks for a second bar! which he eats as well. He then asks for a third, and he devours that one too. All right, the clerk says, now whats this magic trick? To which the Italian replies, Check my friends pocket, and youll find all 3 chocolate bars!
Posted on: Fri, 25 Apr 2014 15:16:02 +0000
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