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An aeroplane is flying over the United States at night. The pilot says "Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out." A little later, the pilot says "We"re still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin". Despite more things being thrown out the plane continues its descend. (Pilot)"Still going down - we must throw out some people". There"s a big gasp from the passengers! (Pilot) "But to make this fair passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order... so A.... any Africans on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "B...any Blacks on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "C....any Caribbean"s on board?" Still no one moves. (Little black boy - asking his dad) "Dad,...what are we?" (Dad)"Tonight son, we are the Zulus!
Posted on: Mon, 29 Jul 2013 12:31:52 +0000

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