>> An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Holly Madison said, I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans dont want me to die. >> She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane. >> The second passenger, John McCain, said, Im a Senator, and a decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America. So he grabbed the second pack and jumped. The third passenger, Barack Obama said, I am the President of the United States and I am the smartest guy in the history of our country, some even call me the Anointed One. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out. >> The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, I have lived a full life and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. >> The little girl said, Thats okay, Mr. Graham. Theres a parachute left for you. >> Americas smartest President took my schoolbag.
Posted on: Fri, 25 Apr 2014 05:30:37 +0000
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