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An octopus walks into a bar and says I can play ANY musical instrument going. An Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix. An Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton John. Then a Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes. The Octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says What’s wrong can ye no play it? The Octopus replies Play it? - I’m gonna boink her brains out once I get her plaid pyjamas off !

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