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An old lady dies and goes to heaven. Shes chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. Dont worry about that, says St. Peter, Its only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings. The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. A few minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. Oh my Goodness, says the old lady, now what is happening? Not to worry, says St. Peter, she’s just having her head drilled to fit the halo. I cant do this, says the old lady, Im going to hell. You cant go to that nasty place, says St. Peter. Youll be raped and taken advantage of. Maybe so, says the old lady, but Ive already got the holes for that.

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