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An old scottish lady called the local newspaper and said her husband had died and she wanted to place a notice in the obituary column. The girl at the newspaper tells her, no problem, its 50 pence per word. The old lady, being a true Scot and a poor widow, considers the wording and decides on getting straight to the point.... Peter Reid from Peterhead is dead thinking 3 pounds is more than enough to spend on her late husband. The girl at the newspaper feels sorry for the old lady and thinking she might be a bit proud and not appreciate charity, she tells her that theres a special offer on just now and you get 50% extra free for this week only. The old lady thinks, another 3 words free, Ok she replies, Volvo for sale....xx
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 09:47:31 +0000

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