An open letter to 633 Ann Street(night club), RE: Their sponsored ad. Release ur inner animal & come to party w/ us @ FLIRT Fridays, weekly doze of quirky fun! First of all... If you are going to pay facebook for a sponsored ad, thereby forcing it into my feed, you may want to invest in some English and grammar lessons. I like to have the ability to just not associate with those that have a complete lack of comprehension or disregard for basic literacy, unfortunately through facebooks blatant capitalism, you have violated this, and now, now my brain hurts, you sir have raped my brain. Secondly... When I go out drinking Im not really looking for a place to have a doze. If I want a doze Im usually in bed, or on the couch. Although from what I have gathered from your ad, your version of quirky fun! would surely help to lull me to a peaceful sleep, only to have nightmares of the bloody murder you just committed on the English language. Yeah, ok I get it. So bad grammar and spelling might be hip, and or cool. Though you should really be more careful when you replace an s with a z and spare yourself some unintentional irony. Thirdly.... If youre confused by any of the second point, this may help; doze dəʊz/Submit verb 1. sleep lightly. he found his mother dozing by the fire synonyms: catnap, nap, take a nap, take a siesta, sleep lightly, drowse, rest; More antonyms: be awake fall lightly asleep. I dozed off for a few seconds synonyms: fall asleep, go to sleep, drop off, get to sleep; More antonyms: wake up, stay awake noun noun: doze; plural noun: dozes 1. a short, light sleep. ‘I think Ill have a doze,’ he said, closing his eyes synonyms: catnap, nap, siesta, light sleep, drowse, rest; More
Posted on: Sun, 27 Apr 2014 05:42:52 +0000
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