And God Looked Down upon Seniors. . . . Most seniors never get enough exercise. So in his wisdom God decreed that seniors would become forgetful and that they would then have to search for their glasses, keys and other misplaced things, and so would do some more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was yet another need. So God in his wisdom made seniors lose coordination so that they would drop things which then would require them to bend and reach and stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God considered the functioning of senior bladders and decided that in His wisdom there might be calls of nature more frequently requiring more trips to the relief station that would burn even more calories. God looked down and saw that it was good. Seniors were obliged to exercise more from these senior shortcomings and thus became more active as a result. So if you find you are required to get up and down more as you age, remember its Gods will and in your best interests even though you mutter under your breath. Amen! And it is good. I guess there is a positive way to look at everything.
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 23:37:37 +0000
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