And he so invented the correct scriptural reading. And the invention was simple. It was to underline, with colourless pens, what he thought contained ways to ways to the system of treasures Professor Ananias had concealed beneath tangled webs of layers in the Bible. But, and with a colourless pen, he drew a line under the opening verse of ”Reader’s Guide to the Preface to How To Make More Money From Your Commission Work with the Generous Annotations by the Author Professor Ananias Father Commission Governance” :Your step to extra fecund representation Commission representing represented compensation income share not share what not your knowledgeable knowledge not what thy part of thy knowing knowledge not over-commensurately paid shilling compensated compensating compensation compensating hearken to inner voice saying find out what is not valuable to them but priceless to you and only to you grab extra fecund Commission life-cycle human capitalising capital capitalisation man-hour life-cycle differentiation human-capital investment differentiating differentiation of differentially differentiated differentiating dingo differentials ding in ability to let thoughts die death has myriad ways thy die thy death hearken to thy inner voice telling thee that thou shall grab all resources but shall not share any with others commoditising commoditised commodities compensating Commissioner skill at hawking unskilled labour of Commissioners you know you do not know the masses know is conscientiously pick-pocketing taxpayers not that it is write or wrong for maximising returns from become aware thy voice tells thee of opportunities of utility maximisation in life-cycle human capital stream of additional Commission dollar omission null but not void Commission paper piper paper piper pip pong ping pip pong ping pond you yonder you young and full of prides of lions of hyenas prowling power of corridors as thy voice says unto thee to say no all the time you have but politely and firmly and humbly which that arrogance that excess of Commissioner shilling yonder young yon plant shoo-in platinum swoon poodle plaited poodle not what bring more Commission dollar do dollar do hearken to inner voice whispering to you shake hands firmly you huntsman making socket contact without staring at plantain poppy pip poppy pip in prepuce plum in prepuce plum in popping peaches perching perches popping peaches perching perches oh question thy heart question thy heart oh smile more oh smile wider and more and more and more intelligently oh give gifts but this danger see this danger of people feeling oh you buy favour that further progress that further progress in Commission earnings into boom bin bang boom bin bong to bong bin bowl of omission of compassion pooh compassion worship fecundity wealth worship Commission cash representation income shilling what lose not your temper but be firmer than them all let your gut-instincts of gut keep you earning more pecunia esende χρήματα kesef conditional upon the sum of all phi i per diem with i ranging from shilling oh no! pound oh no! Euro no dollar no Euro no esende no kesef no χρήματα no coin times trillion times trillion times nil raised to power potent presenting fecund Commission presently presenting presently presented self in its Goffmanesque performing performativity performative performances in heart of thy voice counselling thee thus open thy mind to new ways of earning additional pecunia per diem per mirror of mirror reflective self making cross range choices in how it should seem listen to that inner voice beseeching you to instruct yourself through book to smartness but instruct yourself through cunning and observation in corridors of power to smartness of powers of corridors in how it should seem plenteous social spaces in which it operates its plenipotentiary its plenitude in learning do not forget to learn and learn every moment about how to earn that additional coin in your Commission work also not to forget in fleecing the masses without not getting a wink of sleep is the dictum the greatest asset in your possession is your health therefore take care of yourself therefore love yourself and care for that step to the extra Commission dollar therefore do unto others what you want them to do unto you therefore be committed one hundred per cent to your step to the marginal Commission dollar maximisation of thy utility maximisation in which it operates its reflexively refracting fluidly reflexive mirror performing its tenacity of its tenacious creative tenacious malleability to survive differentiating differentials prior to integrating them in uniqueness of ability qua ability of tangents of parallelogram in angular angularity to let thoughts die compensating commoditisation life-cycle human capital stream of Commission bang bring boon ding dong du ding dong du pit pet pot put pit pet pot put bit bold bat bet bald bird chirp croc crisp recursively crossing all diagnostic oddities of odds against audition dramatically dramatic dramaturgical dramaturgy listen to inner voice in voice urging you turgid prosaic relative equilibrium quantum easing quantum equilibrium that is its ratios relative to the ratios of it to the ratios of it and to themselves if it does not take itself a bit less seriously in seriousness of it all theoretically theoretical theory measured to boost in all seriousness Commission pay mediated by dramatic stage play prism primus prisms primo prepuce primus prism pit pot pirouetting pipette hearkening to voices saying promiscuous pomposity shall award you additional Commission dollars since not to be pompous is for commoners and commoners reward only non-commoners who constantly impress upon them through laboriously laboured pompous phrasing their hard-earned or otherwise non-commonness consequently also be terrifically multi-syllabically in your using terrifically knotty and long-winded sentences to bamboozle commoners that you get that extra Commission one thousand shilling note mark you those telling you to lower language are simply telling you to come to the level of commoners yet the key to higher Commission dollars is your relentless self-differentiation of yourself differentials differentiating tangential differentials in their vertically horizontal ability to let thoughts die adieux die dice dishes dished out dreary dry drudgery of maintaining compensating commodious Commission life-cycle capital stream of more omission commodious commodore commodity Commission compensation in dollar bills dong du thing thong king kung thing thong king kung thong thing quo qua quo is the thing of back of Goffman of back stage hidden stage from hiding hidden hiding hidden hiding hidden from front stage from front whereas where with whereas proper props per diem proper props perpendicularly propinquity proportionate perpendicular to pecunai χρήματα seldi genzeb pesa horizontal pro perpendicular zoning where while where whereas whiling whiles whereabouts pro quo qua quo being the thing of things mark you yours role consists in you constantly distinguishing yourself all moments as all moments are differentiating integrals ability to let thoughts extinguish compensating commoditised Commission life-cycle human stream of additional Commission pesa junk pesa quo pier pair paribus cocky crooked cock cooked cooking crooked cook limited corpses limit emesis in the reverse order by the right quick march not by review order no not that king proposes propinquity porcupine popping up pompous pomposity but not purposelessly pointless pompous pomposity Commissioners enact theatricality of Commission work projecting ejaculatory projectiles of ejaculatory not any jocularity but only porcupine projectile ejaculatory pecunia χρήματα potential potentialities propelling ejaculatory ponds choreographed performances convincingly convincing enough to determine determination of that extra fecund representation compensation perpetually in perpetuity ever consult endnote to emend emended annotations dollar US dollar income Commission integrated differentiation of neo-equidistant differentials peeping into inner inside ability not to let not thoughts self-exterminate their its neo-equidistantly compensating dastardly commoditised life-cycle reeking requited human Commission stream of human capital added additively deduced deductive additional adhesive adherence to Commission crap king rabet arap mibei attributive attrition predicated on the premise therein stated out of earnings Commissioners predicative pay paid pesa quo qua quo aqua poppy pip prick poppy pip prick pill pills pipe of pirouetting pipette pouting out of put of pit of opine of pit of opiate of pit of opine of put of pot of put of pit of pet of pin of pot of pit of opiate of life-cycle adding additionally added extra additional kesef to χρήματα pecunia daily theatricality daily routine hereby are you bindingly and irrevocably commandeered to consult the annotations and footnotes of endnotes of footnotes including but particularly excluding prefaces daily routine therein heteroscendasticity linear metallic modular linearity in some and most mostly almost modulating multicolinearity modulated modulation modular metallic medullar post-metallic medullar oblongata frontal pole corpus callosum theocrat analysing homoscendasticity multiplied by the square root of multitudinous multicollinearity morality of morals ethics of ethos pathology of pathos of ethnically ethically generated moral permutations morality perturbation incommensurability fluxional extra multifarious fecundity curiosity led the cat to the rat or what it caught that is to say Commission χρήματα dollar rather than determined determining networking social skills in conspiratorial power nexus in powers of corridors of power contributing constipation contribution incontinent dollar the proof of having eaten your turn to eat without ever admitting having eaten anything dollar more to dollar that addictive Commission dollar money addiction abuse worthwhile although it be worse than the overwritten and over-reported substance abuse additionally additively addictive to dollar that is that dollar additional dollar greasing extra dollar his dollar his dollar God forbid mentioning his August dollar χρήματα dollar yet dollar far from August Proper Noun in residence in the Proper Nouned House THE HOUSE THE NATION OF HOUSE THE STATE OF HOUSE THE HOUSE OF STATE OF HOUSE OF KEMET of tool of toil of tot of trot trotting of trite totemic tom trap trip troupe trout truce teak took town trim tram trip troop trunk true tree woodpecker of bell of gong of gang of bull of bison of bullet of pellet of operetta of opiate of opium of excellent but nothing but his excelling excellent but his excelling his excellence paying gallivanting paying gallivanting forever salivating ever salivating dollar Commission commodious obtained than commodious mansion skills other than skills other than killer skills such as such as numerical literacy analytical analysis lectern analytic numeral literacy analytic rim of toilet of tub of money pewter paw putting phallic prattling pricks prattling pouting prigs patterning proc proof proc puff proc prude proc prime proc prim proc pros proc pro proc prose proc brim proc brim brick bloke broke bomb boom bomb boom bomb boom binding bomb bind boom bond bounding browning pruning prim proc prim proc prim proc prick puke prim puke primo puke pro rata prank o prink poke puke poles proc piles puke peeling pots pills peelings pits pit rhyming rams rhyming rims rhyming rhymes rhyming rams rhyming rims rheumatic rheumatism romantic numeral numerate numeral literate numeral literate letter cache nonsense cache ignore knowledge embrace ignorance ignore ignorance of ignorance of ignoramus of sense of nonsense of nonsense of sense of wisdom of sense of ignorance of ignorance of wisdom of foolishness of foolishness of wisdom of no shame in putting a full stop of comma of colon crypt coffin crypt coffin crack crisp cook cracking skull ship heslepp inskipp heaslipp ip kanip kingship islip kip klipp knip crib of crab crib beam bee bop pious pipette noti fedha take cosine of quo multiply it by quotient of theft benefits times quotient of theft benefits con conning con conmen of women of men you obsequiously obtain what tentacles below tendrils’ tentacles tending till teleological probate probationary probit illogical post-logical logic thereby illogically therefore consequently follows that pyrrhic sinuosity die erectile sine sinuosity sinuous of probabilistic probabilities come cum cooking cook come cocoon crackling crisp coffins cockroaches Kemet committee Kemet numerate numerically literate lateral literal coffins literal literature literal anatomy motor lateral coordinate literal horizon zygote skills coordination cracking skulls other than pre-eminent Commission networking skill at cracking cracked skilled skulls skilled scapula cranial Commissionaire independent quantity of quantum endogenous determination of quantum dollar quantity of quality Commission dollar omitting model including mechanisms in the decelerating scalar benefit qua quo ceteris paribus killed supply of socially killed Commission kill infinite while demand finite Kemet resulting into dollar categorical imperative Commission dollar loot rates non-neo-exponential per fortnight sometimes per but mostly more oftener than not more loot payment dollar money per hour dollar unit mpesas money looting money pesa earnings money over money 2 190 money hours money more money total man than money complete money Commission not work compensation other remuneration compensation money in money dollars the shortest, the simplest, and the most generous verse in How To Mint More Money From Your Commission Work…
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