And so another Earth Day comes to an end...and what does Earth have to say? Look I appreciate the sentiment, and the fact that I havent let any giant asteroids into the atmosphere in the last couple of million years is pretty good right? But to be honest, you all (and Im talking to you, China and India) better get your heads out of your asses and clean up your act or I swear to God, I will do more than just defrost a couple of icebergs. I will teach sharks how to walk on land and eat you! Have you seen the Indian Ocean lately? Its a friggin mess! Want to know why they cant find the plane? Theres nothing but old Buicks down there! So get it together. Yours truly, The Earth.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Apr 2014 02:41:41 +0000
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