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And while were on the subject? Have you ever tried to run in water? Cause I have. I tried to run when the sea monster bit my foot. And its like that dream you have where you can never catch the bus. Or its like trying to run through a pool filled with Gorilla Glue. You cant get any momentum. Which brings me to the self-defense advice of punching a shark on the snout if you are bitten. 1] HA! Try getting some momentum to work up a punch underwater. 2] Ummm. Have you looked at a sharks snout lately? They are glistening, slimey cones. Miscalculate your target by a millimeter, and you will witness your hand gracefully slide into the gullet, welcomed by rows of effing triangle Ginsu knife teeth. Good luck with that.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 05:26:11 +0000

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