Any man who leaves his house hungry and yet arrives at an event to meet that the barracuda, nkwobi, isiewu and even Hennessy are all gone and yet harbours no anger or bitterness in his heart is either a pastor or a good man. Respect him because his hunger will last for a long time. - George W. Bush He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904). He who fully unwraps a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jnr (1900). Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member - William Shakespeare (1788). He who asks for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - Alexander the III (1709). Anyone who refuses to classify Agege bread and Akara as a type of sandwich is racist - Martin Luther king Jnr (1931). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder....Obasanjo(1999) Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elizabeth (1893). He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1979 No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. -Goodluck Jonathan (2013) Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit -Bola Tinubu (2011) Anyone that read this without laffin, that person is looking for a job - Lord Lugard (1914)
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