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: Apparently one nightmare wasnt enough last night; I had to have several. Between alien monsters trying to lick my face with their long, slimey tongues, serial killer grandma and grandpa toddling after me in a block of flats, a little girl trying to kill me with poisoned custard and my friends hiring me a male gigalo who was so bad he only made £9.00 a week (wtf?!), Ive had a great night! Tonight I will dream of Stephen Amell and Chris Hemsworth baking me cookies and massaging my feet while I watch a unicorn fart rainbows across the sky, I swear it.
Posted on: Sun, 17 Nov 2013 10:56:32 +0000

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