Are you OLD? See how many of these you know or remember: (Unfortunately, I remember most of these!) Be sure to refill the ice trays - were going to have company after while. Watch for the postman - I want to get this letter to Aunt Mary in the mail today. Quit slamming the screen door when you are on your way out! Put a dish towel over the cake so the flies wont get on it. You boys stay close by - the car may not start and I will need you to help push it off. Theres a dollar in my purse. Get 5 gallons of gas when you go to town. Its getting hot. Open the back door and see if we can get a breeze through here. Dont forget to wind the clock before you go to bed. Why cant you remember to roll up your pant legs? Getting them caught in the bicycle chain so many times is tearing them up. You have torn the knees out of that pair of pants so many times there is nothing left to put a patch on. Dont you go outside with your good school clothes on! Be sure and pour the cream off the top of the milk when you open the new bottle. If you pull that stunt again, Im going to wear you out! Get out from under the sewing machine; bumping it messes up the thread! That dog is NOT coming in this house! I dont care how cold it is out there, dogs just dont come in the house. Wash your feet before you go to bed. They are nasty from playing outside all day barefooted. Take that empty bottle to the store with you so you wont have to pay a deposit on another one. Quit jumping on the floor! I have a cake in the oven and you are going to make it fall if you dont quit! Let me know when the Fuller Brush man comes by - I need to get a few things from him. You can walk to the store; it wont hurt you to get some exercise. Dont sit too close to the TV. Its hard on your eyes. Go out to the well and draw a bucket of water so I can wash dishes. It is time for your system to get cleaned out. I am going to give you a dose of castor oil tonight. If you get a spanking in school and I find out about it, youll get another one when you get home. Quit crossing your eyes! They will get stuck that way!
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 19:14:52 +0000
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