Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.? You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat. You are the only reason why I came in here alone. Damn, I thought “very-fine” only came in a bottle! Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do? I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together. Didn’t I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? I was just curious?Are you as good as all the guys say you are? Excuse me, I’m looking for a friend…do you want to be my friend? I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!! Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I’ve got a great stereo system at home! I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me! Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number? Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me! I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.So, would you smile for me?
Posted on: Tue, 11 Jun 2013 11:48:26 +0000
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