As a parent there will come a day when your child manages to back out the most unimaginable, hideous nappy filling, poonami crapocalypse shit-splosion in history. And you will make the decision to change that nappy rather than live the rest of their days in their own stink. This, dear reader, is a mistake. For on that day your little angel will somehow become possessed by some demon and gain the strength of ten men, more limbs than an octopus and an iron willed determination to dip their hands and feet into the steaming pile. Which they will then do. And then grin at you like an evil chimp that says now clean THAT! That day is today. Now if you will excuse me I am off to douse myself in chlorine and blast myself with a pressure washer.
Posted on: Sun, 24 Nov 2013 23:23:29 +0000
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