At a banquet a man complained that his false teeth were hurting him. The diner to his left reached in his pocket and brought out a dental plate. "Try these!", he said. "No, they are too tight", responded the other. "Well, then, try these!" They fit perfectly. After the meal, when he returned the teeth, he said to his benefactor, "Those teeth fit beautifully. Are you a dentist?" "Nope", he answered. "Undertaker". neal
Posted on: Fri, 19 Jul 2013 14:03:18 +0000
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