At a table at a restaurant somewhere around Nelspruit,Rere Tlou and a Lady called Thabsile Lubisi were having dinner: Rere: Baby,I love you,would you please marry me? Thabsile: (Stands up and suddenly slaps Rere) I have waited more than nine years,I have prayed,fasted,sowed seeds ,bought books and listened to every love on show,even went out of my way to be nice to every male species of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station.I left Nkomazi,came to Nelspruit,from Nelspruit I went to Pretoria,then I went all the way to Rusternburg with the hope that maybe I will meet a tswana guy there.I joined Mig33,from Mig33 to mxit,then I joined facebook ,hoping you would show up! For where? I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook,infact I took photo sessions to look my best ,all for you! I attended all the weddings,whether the invitation was direct or indirect! The next place I was hoping to check was the moon,before you crawled out from the house directly next to mine! So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning? Were you trying to destroy my faith?You almost rendered my prayer life useless? What were you waiting for? What sign where you looking for?Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?! Now be a gentleman,get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!! Rere ,totally stunned, replied: I was only joking! Rere Tlou is now at Rob Ferreira Hospital in critical but stabe condition. Good morning friends
Posted on: Mon, 20 Oct 2014 05:55:52 +0000
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