At last...West Ham win something! :: Top 10 wittiest chants from the past decade: 1. His name is Rio and he watches from the stand - West Ham fans to Manchester Uniteds Rio Ferdinand, sung to the tune of Duran Durans Rio. 2. When youre sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, thats Zamora, thats Zamora - Fulham supporters hail their striker Bobby Zamora, sung to the tune of Dean Martins Thats Amore. 3. You should have stayed on the telly - Newcastle United fans to Alan Shearer, when the Match of the Day pundit led the team to relegation as manager. 4. Hes fast, hes red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane - Liverpool fans on the clubs striker. 5. Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside, Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside - Manchester United fans singing about Liverpools Luis Suarez. 6. Deep fry yer pizzas, were gonna deep fry yer pizzas - Scotland fans to Italys supporters in a World Cup qualifier in March 2007. 7. Chelsea, wherever you may be, keep your wife from John Terry - Chelsea fans saluted their captain Terry after his affair with former team-mate Wayne Bridges ex-girlfriend, sung to the tune of Lord Of The Dance. 8. John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew - Aston Villa fans sang this about their player, to the Que Sera Sera song. 9. Fat Eddie Murphy, youre just a fat Eddie Murphy - Newcastle United fans used this heckle on then-Chelsea player Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. 10. You only live round the corner - Fulham to Manchester United supporters, a chant now sung by many other London teams when they play at home to United.
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 21:56:16 +0000
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