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Attention everyone, we would like to apologize... We are very sorry... We have lied to you... Marijuana is not actually the worst thing in the world... It is actually the worst thing in the entire observable universe. According to recent information reported to us by anti-ganja astronomers (who have surveyed the entirety of space within the confines of our human capabilities): Marijuana has been proven to in fact be the worst and most deadly substance found within the whole realm of space. There is not a single chemical compound in all of the cosmos that is as corrosive, explosive, caustic, toxic, carcinogenic or poisonous as pot is. For this, we would like to issue a sincere apology to all of you for severely understating the negative effects of marijuana. One small consolation for this is the fact that now you all have the knowledge that once hemp is destroyed, we have nothing else to worry about for the foreseeable future! All galaxies will be at peace once we wipe out weed. We cannot wait for all of space to become a peaceful place for every single species and every last race!
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 17:00:08 +0000

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