Aunty ramba from buffelsdale vyd to the village straight to standard Bank the other day, carryin a bag of money.She asked to speak with the bank president to open an account becoz,Its a lot of money!The reluctant staff rajesh finally ushered her into his office. The bank president kumaren then asked her how much she like to deposit. She rekon, R165,000! an dumped the cash on his desk. The president kumaren was of course curious as to how she came here with cash, so he asked her, aunty,how u got this money?Ramba rekon, I make bets larnie This owe kumaren then asked, Bets? What kind of bets?Ramba said,Well, for example, Ill bet you R25,000 that your balls are square. Haha!laughed the kumaren, Thats a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet! Ramba challenged, So, would you like to take my bet? Sure, said the kumaren, Ill bet R25,000 that my balls are not square! The old lady said, Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer Gopal with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness? Sure! replied the confident kumar. That night, he was very nervous about the bet and often checked his balls in the mirror. The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, ramba vyd with her lawyer Gopal to kumaren office. She introduced the Gopal to kumaren and repeated the bet: R25,000 says the president kumaren balls are square! This owe kumar agreed with the bet again and ramba asked him to drop his pants so they could all see.kumaren complied. This aunty ramba vyd an checkd closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. Well, Okay, said the kumaren, R25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure. Just then, he noticed that the lawyer Gopal was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president said, What wrong with your lawyer? She replied, Nothing, except I bet him R100,000 that at 10:00 am today, Id have the Bank presidents balls in my hand!=D =))dont dala with a tongaat aunty...!:(
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 07:49:08 +0000
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