BAD MARKET... Bad market is when ur fiance invites u over tomeet his family and on getting there, his elder brother is ur ex, the father is ur sugar daddy and the mum is d woman u just insulted inside danfo. Bad Market is when you chop the only fish head (isi-azu/ori-eja) wey remain for pot of soup, without knowing say na that fish-head your Malleh wan take arrange nite-food for your Palleh.... My dear, na that nite your Papa go disown if you no vomit that fish head. Bad Market is when a lady dey sleep come dey dream where she dey give birth for Hospital bed. The nurses come dey tell her pussssssssh, she just dey push dey go. When she finally woke up, she come see say na shit she dey shit for bed. Bad Market is when you as a guyman, ask a girl to give you her number after toasting her,she come give you her papa number. You come decide to call her at midnite for romantic chat... My dear your name go turn to"Error in connection". Bad Market is when you don arrange your room finish, come lie down on top of bed deywait for one Chikala wey you invite to your house. As you hear knock on, naso you rush as sharp guy go open door thinking say na your latest Chikala, you come see say na your Landlord wey you dey owe 14 months house Rent. Bad Market is when you mistakenly use weed (Igbo leaf) cook jollof rice thinking say na scent leaf or curry leaf ... Oga, na Fela or Bob Marley go wake you up for New York when you eat the Rice finish. Bad market is when you as a babe, follow guygo joint, you just dey chop every every, in fact all the gbogbontigbo na your belle e enter, isiewu, point & kill, cow tail & goat meat pepper soup, peppered snail, fried peppered meat, fried peppered gizzard.... Bad market is when conductor slap passenger, the passenger did not talk and when the guy wanted to drop, the conductor now discovered that the guy is wearing MOPOL trousers and shoes. Add ur own Bad Market... #Whizpeter
Posted on: Sun, 28 Jul 2013 11:33:24 +0000
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