BADGERS 1 - 0 PREMIERSHIP In an astonishing about turn the Environment Agency have commited to wiping out the threat of TB by calling off any proposed culling of badgers to focus on the very real threat of the disease actually being spread by spitting Premiership Footballers. Eminent reseacher into Gobbing and Its Effects on Global Environments, Dr. Alan Parkinson, issued a statement today condemning the knee jerk reaction of the Governments anti badger brigade. Ive been fascinated by Phlegm, Sputum and Saliva my whole life, I cant get enough of it ..... he told waiting reporters, .... my years of extensive research point to only one conclusion: its not Badgers that are spreading this disease its those Dirty Buggers on the Football Pitch who are the real culprits. When my dad hit me on the back of the head for launching a loogie on the top deck of the 5A Birmingham - Hall Green - Shirley - Monkspath - Widney Manor Station - Solihull via Birmingham Markets, Sparkbrook, Sparkhill, Stratford Road and Highlands Road (occasional journeys only) and told me that some poor sod could get TB from that, I knew I was on to something even though I was only 6 years old. He was right. The Fundamentalist arm of the RSPCA,The Badger Liberation Front, declined to comment, but Farmers, Landed Gentry and Dickheads with Spotlights and Spades welcomed the news that the curent Fatwa launched by the BLF could very well be called off.
Posted on: Sat, 06 Dec 2014 12:38:43 +0000
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