BOY: May I hold your hand? GIRL: No thanks, it isn’t heavy. GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY: Sure, what’s your mobile number?? GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY: You love me… GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY: Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple BOY: Darling, I want to dance like this forever. GIRL: Don’t you ever want to improve?? BOY: I love you and I could die for you! GIRL: How soon?? BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there?? SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY: I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN: You remind me of the sea. WOMAN: Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting? MAN: NO, because you make me sick. MARY: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do u think, Peter? PETER: A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly. 1) Girlfriend: “…And are you sure you love me and no one else?” Boyfriend: “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday”. 2) Teacher: “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?” Pupil: “The moon”. Teacher: “Why?” Pupil: “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”. Gm Friends.
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