****BREAKING NEWS**** Local talent scouts in the Mt. Helen area have today identified an extremely gifted and somewhat unusual goal keeper. Campbell Ackland, known around the traps as Horse showed glimpses of sheer brilliance in a University Phys Ed class today, keeping out 16 attempts on goal on his way to a clean sheet in a competive game of European Handball. What was of the most intrigue to onlookers today was Horses ability to utilise all three of his legs in his efforts to keep the ball out of the net. With our current keeper Danny Gray, often prone to injury and suspension, Horse acts as a possible replacement alongside other reserve keeper Dylan Thomas. Goats officials have scheduled talks with Horses management in the near future and a trial game is imminent. Watch this space!
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 10:19:50 +0000
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