BREAKING NEWS: YAPD (Yahoo! Answers Police Dept.) has issued a warrant for the arrest of one DC. DC, the Y!A Basketball Section Legend, has been involved in the recent string of assaults on LeGod Fans. These assaults are all DC allegedly throwing sulfuric acid on the LeGod-ers. As Mr. C put it: Mah nigga DC is literally burning them pheggets. The LeGodists have retaliated by forming the LeNazi group and the LeKKK. These groups have been terrorizing the Los Angeles Lakers fans and DC is believed to be wanting to put a stop to it. In a retaliation of his own, he decided to form the LALDOD (Los Angeles Lakers Department of Defense - which is ironic because the Lakers cant play defense). EVEN MORE BREAKING NEWS: MTV, TBS, NBC, and ABC Family have all shown support towards the unmasked vigilante DC. They have promoted commercials and have coined the phrase Free DC - Defend LA. Which is odd, because DC is not in custody... It is believed DC decided to flee back to his native country, North Korea. But rest assured, he will still be watching and rooting for the Lakers. Thats all for today folks. Stay classy Yahoo! Answers Basketball Section.
Posted on: Tue, 12 Nov 2013 05:36:31 +0000
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