BREAKING NON NEWS!!!! Now that Buharis WASC results have been released, here are a number of reasons the PDP will soon come up with re why Buhari cannot run for office. 1) Buhari is too tall to be president. According to section 23.4 of the Constitution, only Nigerians under 6 feet are eligible to run for office. 2) Buhari is not a Nigerian! We have received word he is actually from Sudan. We demand to see a copy of his original birth certificate, his parents birth certificates, the certificate of the midwife that she was licensed to deliver children. Please do not tell us that in 1942, these were not in place! We DEMAND ORIGINAL copies only. Please note, sworn affidavits are NOT acceptable! 3) Buharis nose is too straight. According to section 23.8 of the Constitution, only Nigerians with more African looking noses are eligible to run for office. It disqualifies him from being President. Na constitution talk am o!! Lol 4) Buhari has gap teeth. According to section 23.13 of the INEC Constitution, only Nigerians with no gaps in their teeth are eligible to run for office. Pliss, I don laff tire!!! Shame to bad pippuls! Thanks to the peeps who contributed some of the above. Please help me add reasons to the list so we can help the desperate PDP o! They need allllll the lies, oops, help, they can get!!!
Posted on: Wed, 21 Jan 2015 19:25:58 +0000
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