BRING BACK OUR GIRLS.JOKES Boko Haram to release over 200 Girls with 5 million Naira each. The leader Also state that, after they return the Children in january 2015, they will abduct further more at the Government Secondary School in Chibok, in Mid Febuary 2015, and to be return them in early December 2015 This ar the Reaction of three Diffrnt TRIbE THE IGBO FATHER: Mama Chioma. MOTHER: yes Darling. FATHER: Biyaa quick quick. MOTHER: What is the Matter? FATHER: Have you had of the news that Boko Haram are ready to release the Over 200 Chibok Girls they have Abducted, and they Promise to give N5Million to each and every Child. MOTHER: Chi neke!!! N5Million FATHER: Yes woo!Raw Cash, MOTHER: Thank God, Now wetin we go do? FATHER: Chibuzor, Chioma, Chidimma, All of u Come here. MOTHER: Nawa woo... FATHER: Go and prepare, by tomorrow i am taking all of you to Government Secondary School Chibok, even you Chioma that is in level 400, MOTHER: yes darling you are right, the early the better. FATHER: i have made my Budget by december 2015 you will all be return with 5Million Naira each, making N15Million. MOTHER: Thank God for these Business. FATHER: Mama Choima abeg no vest, join them prepare so that by december e go be N20 Million. THE YORUBAS FATHER: Mama iyabo! Mama iyabo!! MOTHER: yesss FATHER: Come! Come!! MOTHER: Kilonshe? FATHER: where are these Children, Call all of them for me jaree MOTHER: Iyabo, Bosai, jimoke, Tola, dolapo, Segun Come your Father is Calling you. FATHER: Listen to me All of you. By 2moro i will be taking you to Government Girls Secondary School Chibok, MOTHER: are you alright, the school over 200 girls are abducted. They are going no where FATHER: Yes i want them to be abducted too, by december they will be returned with N5Million each. Total of N30Million. MOTHER: N5Million!!! FATHER: yes i jst had the news from NTA WORLD. MOTHER: Yeeeeheeee, Thank God i gave birth to 5 female child, But Segun is a Male, and they will only abduct female, FATHER: Don worry, take dis Money, go and fixed him brazilian hair and make him look like a female, because i will not loose these N30Million. THE HAUSAS MAI GIDA: Kutumar Uba, Ladidi zo maza-maza, ki bar abinda kike yi kizo, Ga Garabasa. LADIDI: lafiya dai mai gida kake kwallamin kira haka. MAI GIDA: To zauna mana, kya tsaya akaina kamar wata tsohuwar Soja. LADIDI: To ina jinka. MAI GIDA: Boko Haram sunce zasu saki yen mata chibok da suka boye kwanan nan inji shugabansu. LADIDI:Alhamdulillahi MAI GIDA: kuma yace kowace mace zaa hada ta da naira miliyan biyar (5 Million). LADIDI: Miliyan biyar, dama harda yaran mu suka sace. MAI GIDA: Kuma yace zasu sake diban wasu yara a watan daya gabata, su dawo dasu karshen shekara. LADIDI: Yawwa!!! MAI GIDA: Yanzu abinda zaayi ina so ki kira min: Talatu, larai, da asabe, kuma kinsan cewa Jummai kullum tana kawo mana korafi akan Mijinta, baya bata kudin chefane ko. LADIDI: Kwarai kuwa, gashi dama sanaar pacin taya yake yi. MAI GIDA: Yauwa to ya sake ta kawai ta dawo gida,mu hada ta da yen uwanta mu turasu su tafi su hudu, kinga karshen shekara Miliyan ashirin ta samu kenan. LADIDI: Ai gobe goben nan ya kamata a turasu saboda kar makwabta suji labari su kai yaransu. BRING BAK OUR GIRLS.
Posted on: Tue, 13 Jan 2015 06:43:55 +0000
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