Becky was walking down a residential street, when she noticed a little old man rocking in a chair on his veranda. She called out to him as she passed. Good afternoon! I couldnt help but notice how happy you look. Whats your secret for a long happy life? I smoke five packs of cigarettes a day, he replied. I also drink a case of whiskey and three cases of Guinness beer a week, eat nothing but Mr. Biggs fast food, and never exercise. Wow! No exercising? Becky was amazed. The only exercise I do is watch and change channels on my TV. replied the man. That’s absolutely amazing. How old are you? she asked. Twenty-six, he replied. Do you wanna laugh till your stomach burst? Then I RECOMMEND U LIKE --> Ribz Cracker Join For the best of akpos jokes, stories and relationships tips around the world Click on the blue name and like the page Ribz Cracker Ribz Cracker CLICK HERE to join For your hottest jokes around the world
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