Big Spiders.... i dont want any part of them! We get in the car today, there is a big ol nasty one on moms van. So, as were going down the road she says, we need to hit a tree limb and knock it off (i took it as though she meant it) therefore, doing what im told, I wack a tree limb and she immediately says Dont knock my antenna off! Lol....well okay....im just minding you and did what you told me to do... but...... Anyway, we cleared the web however! the spider clung to the window screaming and flailing about.... (no, we couldnt hear it scream but seriously? Wouldnt you be screaming your butt off if someone just flung you around in mid air? ).The little sucker held on from her house to the water office and moms still sitting over there freaking out. Well, i wasnt going to kill the monster, so i offer to ask a cop! after all, they are there to protect us from ugliness right? and her reply was You WOULD ask.... but no.... so we make it to dairy queen and shes still skittzing out. So, im thinking no way in this world am i driving all the way to joplin with that dude for him to end up still hanging on when we get there and have her near a heart attack or stroke or something else that could be fatal. I then turn the block and ask some random gentleman doing construction to help and he saves the day! (Thank you sir, and thank you Jesus for placing someone where we needed them) Later, im pricing yard sale stuff and happen upon two more of the nasty creatures only a tad bit smaller than the first one. Then! Im pricing stuff in the house and tell her im afraid to reach into the bags to drag stuff out because of the spiders.... She says nothing.. she is sitting in silence, i pick up a pair of shoes, she screams bloody murder spider!!! Well, I flip s*** and she starts laughing! There was No spider..... i have felt buggy all night..... Im going to shower and hit the hay. If i have night terrors of spiders tonight its her fault!! She did it! :p #1800childabuse #idcifiam43 #lol
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 05:03:59 +0000
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