Bill Sr here, lastest truth from logsden, yep, having a few this - TopicsExpress



          

Bill Sr here, lastest truth from logsden, yep, having a few this morn, looked across the pastures and saw this guy walking back and fourth couple miles or so, yep, could see he had the old jailhouse walk, yep, casing my house to rob it, yep, got my cowboy boots out, 6 guns, chapsticks, the works, loaded a few brews, jumped on the mower and roared over there like the speed of light, came up behind him like a rocket, jumped off, pulled my 6 guns and said freeze, he said who the hell are you?, told him some people call me JOHN WAYNE, found out he owned the land, whoops, yea, he had a real pistol, not plastic ones like mine, looked like a buzzard in heat heading back, wide open, heard a few shots, yep, my gas, crapped my pants twice, he was not a nice person, better stay home and have a bunch of brews today, gotta change my pants, see ya
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 18:08:55 +0000

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