Billy Connolly quotes :-) When people say its always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after youve found it?” Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time and youll have the time of your life. A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. Theyve been offending other people for centuries. I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white. “I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning... that can keep me awake for days.” Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? Hes a mile away and youve got his shoes!” I was brought up as a Catholic. Ive got A-level guilt. Ronald Reagan sits at that desk in the White House, and the button is there that can end the world: BOOM! My fathers younger than him and we dont give him the controls for the television! Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time? I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you. Billy Connolly
Posted on: Wed, 11 Jun 2014 16:15:37 +0000
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