Boss : There r 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many r left ? Employee : Thats easy,49. Boss : What r d 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge ? Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge Boss : What r the four steps to put a deer into the fridge ? Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. Boss : Its lions birthday, all animals r there except one, why ? Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge. Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles ? Employee : She just crosses it bcz d crocodiles r at d lions birthday Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why ? Employee : Er .I guess she drowned ? Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airplane. U may leave now.. Moral : Jitna marzi prepare karlo. Agar boss ne tumhari leni hai to leke hi manega...
Posted on: Sun, 20 Oct 2013 08:44:29 +0000