Boudreaux is at the Pearly Gates waiting to get in, while St. Peter is leafing through his big book, looking for information about Boudreaux. St Peter tells him, You know, Boudreaux, I really dont see anything special about you, but I tell you what. If you can tell me about one good thing youve done in you life, Ill let you in. Boudreaux thinks for a minute, and tells St Peter, Well, der was dis one time I was driving down de levee in my pickumup truck, an I spotted dis Hells Angels motorcycle gang giving a young girl a really bad time. Dere was about 50 or 40 of dem, an sure enough, dey was assaulting her and having der way wid her. I stopped, an jumped out of my truck wid a tire iron, walked up to de biggest one in de gang and proceeded to beat him wid de tire iron. I told de rest of dem if dey didnt leave dat poor little girl alone, I was gonna wup up on all of dem. Well dey made dis big circle around me, an ....... St. Peter stopped him saying, Boudreaux, Im really impressed, but I dont see any mention of that in my book. How long ago did all this happen ? Boudreaux looks at his watch and tells St. Peter, Oh, about ten minutes ago !
Posted on: Wed, 23 Apr 2014 17:05:01 +0000
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