Breaking news: FIFA President Sepp Blatter got a severe heart attack and is in hospital now.. . Blatter was talking with his private secretary in his office room. . Blatter (happily): Im going to give the Ballon dOr to Messi again. Secretary (confused): But sir, how can you do that? Cristiano has 22 goals more than Messi this year. Blatter (astonished): Holy cow! Is it! How could he do so!. Secretary (confident): Yes sir, its true. He did that. He took Portugal to world cup alone like a lonely fighter. Blatter (tensed) : Hmmm, I see. Then Ill give it to Ribery. Secretary (confused again): But sir, Cristiano scored 46 goals more than Ribery this year. Blatter (sad and angry): What the hell! How dare this Cristiano! Oh okay, Im gonna give this award to Messi and Ribery jointly. Secretary (slightly afraid): But sir, Cristiano scored 2 goals more than Messi and Riberys scored in joint. And with this, the secretary could heard a sound which was seemed to him that something heavy had falled down on the floor, and he saw that Blatters chair was empty. Actually what happened, Blatter got a severe heart attack hearing this from his secretary. As far weve been informed, he is in hospital under intensive treatment.... Lmaooooooo!
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 21:53:16 +0000
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