CHEMISTRY TEACHERS VIBING EACH OTHER MAN : Baby gal, are you an atom (single) LADY : Yes, a free atom of valency 1 (very reactive and easily irritated on water and fears bathing because water reacts with her skin.) MAN : Thats scary and explosive. LADY : Just kidding. I am of valency 4. If you lose me I neither gain nor lose anything. MAN : In other words valency 4 means friends with benefits. So can we bond?? GAL : Of course but we must only bond with weak Van Der Waals forces. MAN : Hehe. Meaning no commitment and strong strings attached. So will you strike my iron when its hot?? GAL : On condition that you be my solvay process to solve my financial issues. MAN : Money is not a problem because I can also buy you expensive distilled solvents (liquor) GAL : Oh man you so romantic. Your love is like hydrogen. It makes my heart beat with a pop sound.. Aint they romantic ??
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 15:28:04 +0000
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