CHICKEN STORY... A farmer has 25 young hens and one old cock. Then he felt that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer now bought another young cock from the market. The Old cock said to the young cock: Welcome to the club, join me lets work together in satisfying all of them mamas for better productivity. Young cock: What do you mean? As far as am concern, you are old and should be retired. Old cock : Young boy, listen here, there are 25 hens here, cant I help you with some? Young cock: No!! Not even one, all of them are mine now. Old cock: In that case, I challenge you to a competition and if I win, you will allow me to have just one hen, but if I lose, you will then have all of them. Young cock: OK... Deal!!! Young cock: What kind of competition is that? Old cock: 50 meters race, from here to that tree. But due to my old age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters? Young cock: No problemo! We will compete tomorrow morning. In the morning the Young cock allowed the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crossed the 10 meters mark the Young cock gave chase with all his might. Soon enough, he was behind the Old cocks back, in matter of second the young cock was about to beat the old cock and suddenly there was a big... BANG!!!... before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer who screamed and cursed... Farmer: What da Hell...!!! This is the 5th GAY cock Ive bought this week. With all the hens lying around free of charge, u only want this poor old cock? Old cock whispers to the dead one: Animal, you think you are clever? Moral: Beware of senior experience, it matters a lot! Press LIKE With Energy...... (y) [====>LIKE AND SHARE
Posted on: Tue, 20 Jan 2015 15:41:22 +0000
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