COME ON SANTA... REALLY! :) Is it really that easy to trick the kids... YEP! :) I took my little girls to have their Santa photos done at the weekend, and the queue was sooooo long, all the kids in line were getting so fed up, bored and restless, and the parents were getting p*ssed off! :) Anyway, we got to about 3 people in front of us, and all of a sudden Santa got up and walked off! :) So, his little helpers said, Santa will be about 15 minutes... The kids behind me said to their Mum, wheres he gone, and they got a bit upset, so their Mum said dont worry, santas just gone to feed his reindeers, and hell be about 15 minutes! Anyway, this little 5ft skinny santa with a fake beard walked off, and 15 minutes later, Santa came back, but Santa was now 6ft 2 with a full on real beard and a very real round belly! I just lost it, I just laughed out really loud, you know when you laugh so hard, that you nearly wee! well, that was me! It was the most obvious switch ever!... Apart from the fact that nobody seemed to notice, including the lady behind me, so I looked at the lady behind me, and I whispered I dont think Santa went to feed his reindeers, I think he f*cking ate them! (And before anybody says anything, she was a rough and ready type, so I knew she would understand my language!) :) Santa also had a good sense of humor, because when it was our turn, I said to him Kevin Bloody Wilson wants to know where his bike is, and even Santa had a good giggle at that! :) ENJOY YOUR DAY! :)
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 05:25:04 +0000
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