CONDOM FACTORY BURNS DOWN IN USA The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone. Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! Ive just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be used up by the end of the week. Obama: Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. Well be ruined. Well have to ship some condoms in from Mexico ..... Telephone voice says, Bad idea... The Mexicans will have a field day with this one. Well be a laughing stock.. What about New Zealand? Obama: Okay, Ill call John Key and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way, theyll continue to respect us as Americans. Three days later, a delighted President Obama ran out to open the first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. He found it full of condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, exactly as requested... all stamped with Kiwi and in small writing on each one: MADE IN New Zealand - SIZE: MEDIUM Forward this if youre proud to be a Kiwi!
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 01:52:12 +0000
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