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Channel 6 News reporting on 3 dead cows floating on the Coosa River . Channel 6 contacts no less that THIRTEEN state agencies to see whos ( moos ? ) responsible for removing Bessy , Henrietta and big Lou from the waterway . SHOCKER SPOILER !! : One agency says Whoever owns the cows , which , sadly no one knows ( after all , they may be snowbird cows from up north ) while the 3 remain sunny side up . Chris says : STOP POINTING THE DAMN FINGER , GET A DAMN TOW ( COW ? ) TRUCK , PAY LOCAL BIG BOYS EARL AND HIS BROTHER HOSS A 50 DOLLAR BILL AND A SIX PACK EACH TO REMOVE THE DEARLY COW - PARTED . Sadly , the state revenue dept would more than likely audit whoever put up the cash and beer :( Carry on , and enjoy your marinated steak .
Posted on: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 23:26:07 +0000

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