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Chapter One: Mrs. Nitpicker smiled softly as she advanced toward her husbands head with the razor, giving Mr. Nitpicker the solid assurance he needed that she was only there to give him a much needed haircut, rather than to fulfill some sick, twisted, childhood dream of cutting somebodys head off with a sharp object and collecting insurance money. As Mrs. Nitpicker made her final approach, Mr. Nitpicker couldnt help but think of how lucky hed been in life, and how merely changing him and the good wifes names to those of fictitious characters he dreamed up while drinking red beer was finally starting to pay off. But still, Mr. Nitpicker couldnt shake the feeling that he was being played like a cheap fiddle in a Dennys parking lot, in some place like Tennessee. Probably Memphis, but who knows? The only thing Mr. Nitpicker knew for sure was that his mind liked to bounce around randomly and without any particular goal, and that he usually has to pee when he wakes up each morning. Also, he hopes to write and sell large amounts of REAL books as soon as he feels comfortable enough to retire from the construction field, providing that Our Country is still free enough to mention Boobs in any particular chapter. :) God Bless, Friends, and Happy Labor Day! This is the kind of crap the good wife has to put up with every day, and God KNOWS I LOVE HER!!!
Posted on: Mon, 01 Sep 2014 17:03:19 +0000

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