Christian Laughs - God Laughs ------------------------- Moses Is Watching You Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: Moses is watching you! Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. Moses is watching you, the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: Was that you who said Moses is watching me? Yes, said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: Whats your name? Clarence, said the bird. Thats a dumb name for a parrot, sneered the burglar. What idiot named you Clarence? The parrot said, The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Moses.
Posted on: Mon, 04 Nov 2013 10:01:00 +0000
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