Church Social Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per person. However, if youre over 65, he said, the price will be only $5.50. From the back of the congregation, a womans voice rang out, Do you really think Id give you that information for only fifty cents? The Family Feud Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the game show Family Feud (Family Fortunes in the UK): Name something a blind person might use: a sword Name a song with moon in the title: blue suede moon Name a bird with a long neck: a penguin Name an occupation where you need a torch: a burglar Name a famous brother and sister: Bonnie and Clyde Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers: a horse Name something that floats in the bath: water Name something you wear on the beach: a deck chair Name something red: my cardigan Name a famous cowboy: Buck Rogers Name a famous royal: mail Name a number you have to memorize: 7 Name something you do before going to bed: sleep Name something you put on walls: roofs Name something in the garden thats green: a scarecrow Name something that flies that doesnt have an engine: dishes Name something you might be allergic to: skiing Name a famous bridge: the bridge over troubled waters Name something a cat does: goes to the toilet Name a continent: Italy Name something you do in the bathroom: decorate Name an animal you might see at the zoo: a dog Name something slippery: a con man Name a kind of ache: a pancake Name a food that can be brown or white: potato Name a potato topping: jam Name a famous Scotsman: Jock Another famous Scotsman: Vinnie Jones Name something with a hole in it: window Name a non-living object with legs: plant Name a domestic animal: leopard Name a part of the body beginning with N: knee Name a way of cooking fish: cod Name something you clean: your sister Mom I hadnt recorded a greeting yet on my new answering machine, so when my mother came to visit, I asked her to tape one. This is Marcias mother, my machine announced. Marcia is an only child; she never writes, she never calls. So why not give me a buzz? Id be happy to talk to you. My number is... Everyone called my mother. She loved the attention. Names George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son. The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy, and the father replies: Euro. The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because its a currency. Says George: What? There werent any objections when I called my first two sons Mark and Frank.
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