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Clerk: Now, under “heart attacks”, you crossed out three and wrote zero. Homer: Oh, I thought that said “brain hemmorrhages”. Clerk: All right. Here’s your policy. Homer: Now let me tell you something Mr.sucker. I just- Clerk: Wait, you still haven’t signed it yet. Homer: (takes pen) Oh, yeah, I- (suffers chest pains)…must….sign…policy! Clerk: (pulling policy away) I’m sorry, sir, we can’t insure you! Homer: I made an H! Clerk: That doesn’t count! Homer: Looks like an X! Clerk: We better get you to a hospital. Homer: Can I have a free calendar? Clerk: Okay.

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