ComedySportz is an educational experience. The following is part of what we learned Saturday night . . . • Wiener Schnitzel and Bratwurst are both German sausages, but not hot dogs (there was a vote). • Cotton shirts shrink after you are buried in them. • Kung-Fu Quilting is best done with a banana frame. • Churros dont usually have Parmesan cheese. • It seems our high schools promote socialism. • Hes not my brother, so its not creepy. • If the apple doesnt fall far from the tree, it takes one to know one. • It is unacceptable for a dungeon guard to be late. • Wearing a hat does not disguise a speech impediment. • Our fans are the smartest and most cultured ever!
Posted on: Tue, 20 May 2014 20:59:20 +0000
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