Conspiracy and Game Tampering Threaten Credibility of Tuesday Gold Bracket Championship Match. In what many would call the biggest game tampering since Stonewalls highschool track coach told him the bus was going to leave to the meet an hour after it really was so he would miss it to give his team a better chance at victory, people are saying Dr. David Sykes was paid off to not show up to the final game and flee the country! Yes, well known all-star and Canadian, Dr. Dave was not at the gold bracket game and sources have confirmed he was actually in Montreal during one of the most important times of our lives. It is believed, that The Evil Whale made Dr. Dave an offer he couldnt refuse to skip town. The game footage will be reviewed this evening by the authorities, but the quick and dirty version of what happened was, the Whale started with Captain Joshua Jeromy himself in net in order to mock the fact that without Dr. Dave, we have no chance. After Eric Rosenberg quickly put a shot in, they pulled him. Fast forward to the end of the first half and the score was 6-1, favor The Evil Whale. Then it happened again, during the half time break, as Stonewall Fallon was going towards his net passing The Evil Whale they were pointing fingers and laughing at his first half performance, the world went silent for Stonewall at that moment...other than one thing...(Click on link below to hear). Stonewall Fallon knew one more goal would end their chances...then it happened. Rookie All-star Bob Johnson scored not 1, not 2, but 3 goals in his next shift! The Evil Whales entire strategy of Just put every person on Eric Rosenberg!! was exposed and noticed by team Captain Manny and the lines were changed. The Evil Whale was now spiraling out of control! Another goal by Furios! 5-6!!! Then, in what many are still calling a controversial play, The Evil Whale, on a 3rd or 4th rebound barely scored a 7th goal with about 5 minutes left. With 2 and a half minutes left in the game, Stonewall Fallon was pulled, and Bob Beej Johnson was able to get another goal with 40 second remaining in the game! 6-7 Unfortunately, unlike fairy tales, this story does not have a happy ending...The Evil Whale demonically pulled out a win with a final score of 7-6...a 1 goal differential, but many in the crowd wondered what would have happened if Dr. Dave was not in Montreal under Suspicious circumstances... Until next season! -AP https://youtube/watch?v=kHay_Uf6008
Posted on: Wed, 20 Aug 2014 13:59:05 +0000
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